Salutations.
I expect a lot of you will know me from the E30 Zone, for those that don't I think I'm regarded as the Zone's "village idiot" of sorts. Expect more of the same here. I'm the very same Cloud as mentioned in StuBeeDoo's current sig. I came on here because the E30 community on the Zone is fantastic, I've literally never met such nice, helpful, friendly and accepting people. Some of my ideas will come from a good mechanic friend of mine who can fix just about anything with pretty much nothing, but doesn't know bagger all about what makes a car cool, or quality, or fun, or even any good. The opposite of me, having enough knowledge about cars in general to buy an E30, but I couldn't fix a broken hazard switch if my life depended on it. I'm more of a driver.
So what do I drive? Well, nothing at the moment. I have a backburner project of a track car, which started out life as a 320i SE, got a bit tatty, a bit ragged, a bit abused, and since I've bought it has been almost completely obliterated. Plans for that are a 2.8 M20 with as much of the most advanced tuning technology as is possible to cram onto it. The newest addition to the fleet is a 325i convertible (pictured below) originally a chromie, which has since been facelifted. I'm hoping to get that back on the road soon, but it's reluctant, and every time I sort one fault out, another one comes up, and I'm slowly beginning to lose my patience and enthusiasm with it, so that may end up binned before it ever sees the road again. Actually nearly hit it with a shovel just this week.

My ever changing stance on what's acceptable for E30s gets me into arguments more than anything else. Sometimes I want to weld the diff and drive around sideways, other times I just want to put some polish onto a cotton bud to get at that bit that runs around the windows. I have the tuning bug bad, but I think tuning, and in particular aftermarket styling, will ruin my convertible. I've dreamed of both concourse and rallycross. Part of me wants to go mad with E36 components, and partly I want to keep it simple. But always, I think the E30 rocks.
In the photo above, my car is the sad looking white thing behind someone else's gorgeous car.
I've also just noticed the URL of this website is
s14.zetaboards.com - awesome.